Chor Boys

Chor Boys

Electronic Press Kit

Chor Boys, put simply, is a sign of the times. A voice for the current generation of drug-addicted party-hungry twenty-somethings who have no direction but everywhere. This Northern California based quartet consisting of a DJ, MC, bassist and guitarist have been pushing the boundaries of acceptable lyrical content and behavior since 2010. Dyrti Al (born Alan Hoffman), who had already made a short run with the Chor Boys featuring different bandmates years earlier in Humboldt County, CA, first met bassist Hans Statutory (born Erick Hans Jensen) and guitarist Derelict (born Derek Simpson) frequenting dive bars and house parties in South Lake Tahoe, CA. Together, in early 2010, they would start writing songs and play small local shows with five to six rough versions of party anthems that would make the room shake and the people sing along before the song was even over. Chor Boys first gained attention in fall of 2010 with the release of "Call You Back Girl", a satirical look at modern-day middle-to-upperclass snobby females, appropriately, to the tune of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl". After a mock-up video, featuring the Gwen Stefani video played over the Chor Boys remake and being played on independent and college radio stations in California Northern nevada and Oregon, Chor Boys promised their newfound fanbase a full-length album by Christmas 2010 with a controversial 30-Second TV commercial depicting an abused woman to the tune of their second single, "How Does My Dick Taste", subsequent to the MySpace song release only a day earlier. On December 25th, 2010 Chor Boys released their debut full-length album, "For the Kids", which produced four singles. The two already mentioned, "The Gusto", a syllabic statement on life by Dyrti Al over an ultra-simple low-fi beat, and "Fuck You Pay Me", a catchy Punk/Metal/HipHop track about selling drugs and collecting money. Later, love it or hate it, the band raised a lot of eyebrows with a highly controversial sing-along entitled "Kill a Cop". On the album, produced on a "crappy computer with a good mic", Chor Boys collaborated with Sammy Love (Treezen) on "Hubba Smokin Honkey", HorseCock Johnson MD (Medicated Machines) on "Nothin but a Ho", Josh Lease (Idekay) on "Wake Up and Rage" and Mugzy Hillbillie, who lends harmonica on "Last Call" and background vocals throughout the album & on tour. This album and their on-stage antics quickly gained local attention and Chor Boys started getting booked for out of town acts, hitting the road with Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy to name a few. While widely accepted as Hip Hop, Chor Boys proves to be quite the eclectic group, blending many genres into their sound. Punk rock and metal guitar riffs, classic rock, using Led Zeppelin Samples in "Nothing but a Ho", Blues harmonica in "Last Call", Wobble-bass reminiscent of DubStep in "How Does My Dick Taste", a three minute rant on government by the late George Carlin in "American Dream" and even Grateful Dead guitars in "Shakedown". Frequently playing local Reno-Tahoe area Hip Hop, Punk, Metal and all-around rock shows, and occasionally touring to a town near you, The Chor Boys are growling and rocking their way into the public's brains one hook at a time. "Expect Us".

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Requirements

  • REQUIREMENTS/ADDITIONAL
    • Chor Boys only need microphones (3), an outlet (for DJ tools, guitar and bass amps), a table (for DJ tools), and depending on venue size- a pa system. Smaller venues we can provide a small pa and play straight out of the guitar cabinets. 5x5 area for a banner is a plus. Merch table large enough to accompany shirts, stickers, buttons and CDs.

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    Audio Files

    • The Gusto

      blunt and a 40 of oe dont push me my hands and my goatee smell and taste like pussy i know how to drink and i know how to party i smell like a nutsack and female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es still wuv me excited to see what the night has in store drunk at the dive bar straight scoutin for whores modern day saturday conquistador if i dont find a female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3 im takin home yours i got the greasy i got the gusto montana krylon fat caps n rusto not the best with a can but i get up ask all the homies i dont give a wuv room filled with smoke from ceiling to the floor female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es gacked back with the pigs at the door like beastiality we keep it hardcore missin your woman, this ho must be yours tequila vodka jager n whiskey were with the band so we drinkin for free send all the skinny girls to vip n bring all your cocaine we're here to party im the white boy up there up on the mic later on ill be outside startin fights any yall female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es out there feelin freaky im here for a night you can stay at the hotie i dont do much but good at what i do drinkin much brews n mop up your whole crew say a word to the police get wuved up you leave in a stretcher i leave in hadcuffs chor boy for life og twenty four seven pickin up beefs assault with deadly weapon yall aint seen a dance commander like me i got the gusto i keep it grimey love all my people i love all my family love all the female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es who wuv me for rapping love alcohol n i love dmt i love my dog and i love who i be still got the homies, i still got the gang new people new scene but aint nothing has changed couple folks fell off but i feel the same i got the gusto yeah i got the game welcome to the crew welcome to the cult wuv the police everybody revolt drink wuv n fight keep america high people love the sound i think i know why people on the floor they move to the beat people wanna hear the crap from the street people love the gusto the energy people this crap is for you not for me

      Duration: 02:21
    • Call You Back Girl

      a few roofies n a handle of jack gunna wuv so long, get a heart attack and i aint gunna call you back girl aint gunna call you back girl a few my homies been down that gap that pussy looks like a pair of mudflaps and i aint gunna call you back girl aint gunna call you back girl all a sudden these female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es wanna suck on my dick cuz i show a little class im on the bourgeois tip life aint nothin but gettin laid getting paid gettin faded gettin wuved up aint nothin impressive bout a prissy ass female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3 aint nothin but a face a set of tits n a clit no gold seal on that pussy female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3, no use in gettin stuck up a few my homies been down that gap that pussy looks like a pair of mudflaps and i aint gunna call you back girl aint guna call you back girl a few roofies n a handle of jack gunna wuv so long, get a heart attack and i aint gunna call you back girl aint guna call you back girl cuz yuppie hos are wuved up creatures fun while theyre wet but dont try'n please her get caught slippin under that whip gunna get yourself caught up let a mind playin female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3 wuv around on you gunna beat that female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3 up black n blue domestic assault when its not your fault, learn your lesson in lock-up a few roofies n a handle of jack gunna wuv so long, get a heart attack and i aint gunna call you back girl aint gunna call you back girl a few my homies been down that gap that pussy looks like an empty nutsack and i aint gunna call you back girl aint gunna call you back girl

      Duration: 02:25
    • Fuck You Pay Me

      if you see me on lot female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3 wuv you pay me doubt i got this crap on lock female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3 wuv you pay me if im waitin on your doorstep wuv you pay me then you know you done wuved up im sick of this crap, seems that every day punk custies tryn pass beasters off as triple as bring up richmond powder call it peruvian flake gimme a dirty ass pressie call it mdma a buncha ropehead with trustfundss tryn school family better reprinize a veteran female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3, wuv you pay me trust a custie once female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3ll tryn pull stunts thats why i dont do deals n i dont do fronts just a punk ass trustafari up on my nuts for a 20 dollar bag when you owe me twenty bucks get off this lot or you might get spun yer cut female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3, 86d female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3 yer done yer on my block n yer out sellin bags got a reputation to protect n youre out sellin schwag get off these toes or youre gunna get smacked pocket check female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3, look now ya got jacked my bags are 3pts under n my l's been in the sun got mold in my hash, yeah im livin like a homebum my cokes cut n my pots stale but i can still fit a gram under my pinky nail come home to an empty house wuv you pay me n your living rooms cleaned out wuv you pay me call it interest on your payment wuv you pay me a motherwuvin home invasion wuv you pay me

      Duration: 02:55
    • How Does My Dick Taste

      hands up in the air for ho appreciation grab your ankles ladies, its a celebration this craps for all the skeezers all accross the nation look around its a whole hooker generation got that look in her eye, shes ready to go grab that girl by the waist, make that female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3 get low private booths, bottle service, you the real chump ho got our own vip section, called the dance flo drug em up, lay it down, these women down to wuv so feed a pill, buy a drink these female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es wanna get drunk a toast to the hos, motherwuv the chumps listen up, this the sound these female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es wanna bump all my sisters out there throw your tits in the air all my strippers out there, throw your clits in the air all my hookers out there, wuv em like you dont care all you stuck up female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es, you can sit there n stare all these little female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es wanna do is dance and all i wanna do is see em out of they pants all these underage hoodrats with fake ids need coke for they nose need pads for they knees motherwuvin chor boys, we show love for the skeezers not the dick teasers, want them testicle pleasers listen up, all you sluts, leave your boy at home ass up give a wuv throw a dog a bone aint no pussy like pussy you can buy jesus christ wuved hookers so why cant i? rich female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es r expensive plastic female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es are fake join hands say grace give thanks for the classy broads run through these female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es, turn em out without a doubt these females actin antsy like there be a dick drought put the stereo on blast, ladies shake that ass show these custie female doggy, woof woof! *gigglez* :3es how we do in the no-class so smash that pussy up against your face an ask yerself son, how does my dick taste? see that smile on you girlfriends face? ask yerself son, how does my dick taste? dropped my kids off at your girlfriend's face ask yourself son, how does my dick taste?

      Duration: 03:55
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