Bruce Shields

Bruce Shields

Current Status:

I give up

Posted over 2 years ago

Background: If the world was a popcorn machine and people the popcorn then I'd be the toaster next to it. If you'd like to fund my next album feel free to contact me. Otherwise please leave me some destructive criticism so that I can give up on this nonsense. Thanks!

Interests: Win the lottery. Go to Disney Land. Buy a 1992 Ford Festiva.

Goals: Learning how to chew gum and walk at the same time. Writing Songs.

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  • Space Diaper

    It's time to take off my space diaper. I've been wearing it now for a year and I'm feeling a little crusty. Of all the things that get in the way time seems to be the worst of all. Peace Out

  • Space Diaper

    nnnnnnnnnnnnn. I managed to brush my teeth today. I very little to no time to do anything. I stopped wiping as a time saving technique It eliminates 3 whole minutes. Other handy and helpful time saving...

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