Despite my feelings on privacy, I wanted to answer a few questions. What's your favorite color? Orange. What's your favorite food? Sweet potatoes, because they're orange. What's your favorite band? They broke up so it doesn't exist anymore. What's your favorite animal? Probably dog. Definitely not cat. What's your favorite time of year? The dead of winter, because that's when people get snowed in their homes and can't come outside and bother me with their inane questions.